Altılı Masa

Haydar Mermer
Haydar Mermer
Altılı Masa
18-08-2022
<p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Bir zamanlar; Kayseri&#39;ye Moiz isminde bir Yahudi gelmiş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">&Ccedil;arşıdan bir d&uuml;kk&acirc;n tutmuş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Komşularına sormuş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-Bu &ccedil;arşıda en &ccedil;ok kimden &ccedil;ekinmeliyim.&nbsp; </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Birka&ccedil; d&uuml;kk&acirc;n &ouml;tesini g&ouml;stermişler.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-Bak orada bir İhsan Ağa var, ona git. Lakin </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Onun yanına desturla yanaş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Moiz, İhsan Ağa&#39;nın yanına gitmiş&hellip;!</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">D&uuml;kk&acirc;nın i&ccedil;i bomboş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Moiz;</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">- Ne iş yaparsın İhsan Ağa?</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">- Her şeyi alıp satarım.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">- O da ne demek?</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">- Mesela, kabul edersen senin dişlerini satın alırım.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">- Olur mu &ouml;yle şey.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">- Neden olmasın? Dişlerine 10 altın veririm. &Ouml;mr&uuml;n&uuml;n sonuna kadar ağzında kalsın. &Ouml;ld&uuml;kten sonra da benim olsun.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Moiz i&ccedil;inden;</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-Bu saf adama mı kurnaz diyorlar, diye g&uuml;lm&uuml;ş&hellip;!!</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-İyi ki bu Kayseri&#39;ye gelmişim&hellip; &Ccedil;ok g&uuml;zel paralar kazanırım diye i&ccedil;inden ge&ccedil;irmiş </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">ve</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-Kabul ver 10 altını.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Aradan birka&ccedil; g&uuml;n ge&ccedil;miş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">İhsan Ağa yanında iki-&uuml;&ccedil; kişiyle Moiz&#39;in d&uuml;kk&acirc;nına gelmiş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-Dişlerine m&uuml;şteri &ccedil;ıktı. Malı g&ouml;rmek istiyorlar. A&ccedil; ağzını da g&ouml;rs&uuml;nler malı, demiş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Moiz;</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-Hani dişlerim &ouml;l&uuml;nceye kadar benimdi? diye kızmış.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">İhsan Ağa;</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-Canım &ouml;l&uuml;m&uuml;nden sonra teslim etmek &uuml;zere satacağım.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">M&uuml;şteriler Moiz&#39;in dişlerine 12 altın vermişler.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">İhsan Ağa; az bulup reddetmiş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Ertesi g&uuml;n İhsan Ağa bir başka m&uuml;şteri grubuyla </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">yine Moiz&#39;in d&uuml;kk&acirc;nına damlamış.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Yine dişleri muayene, yine pazarlık, m&uuml;şteriler 15 altına &ccedil;ıkmışlar. </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">İhsan Ağa yine reddetmiş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">&Uuml;&ccedil;&uuml;nc&uuml; g&uuml;n başka m&uuml;şteri, </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">d&ouml;rd&uuml;nc&uuml;, </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">beşinci g&uuml;n derken...</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Sonunda Moiz patlamış.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-Beni hayvan pazarındaki eşşek durumuna d&uuml;ş&uuml;rd&uuml;n..! Al şu 10 altınını demiş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">İhsan Ağa g&uuml;lm&uuml;ş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-Olur mu, bu dişler 20 altını g&ouml;rd&uuml;. 30 altından aşağısına geri vermem. </span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Moiz &ccedil;aresiz.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Her g&uuml;n ağzını kontrol ettirmektense 30 altın vermeyi kabul etmiş.</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">İhsan Ağa;</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">-G&ouml;rd&uuml;n m&uuml;, Ben sana her şeyi alıp satarım dediğimde inanmamıştın&hellip;</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">...........</span></span></p> <p style="margin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:11pt"><span style="font-family:Calibri,&quot;sans-serif&quot;">Altılı masadaki bazılarının halini g&ouml;rd&uuml;k&ccedil;e bu hikaye aklıma gelir...</span></span></p>
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